Take back your knife caught in my back, don't...
That awkward moment when your toys make 3 movies...
Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they...– President Obama, SOTU. (via thedailywhat)
This pain isn’t going away which actually scares me more than hurts me. If by next week this pain is still here I’m going to need some serious tests done. Kinda scares the crap out of me that the doctors could be wrong.
ashliketchum: oh the memories
oatmeal: If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you: Please use it. Please oh please. -The Oatmeal