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"This is your bank calling regarding a few purchases on your account, you’ve spent 1,100 dollars today and we are worried because frankly, you don’t usually have that much money to spend. We just want to make sure these aren’t fraudulent charges"

While I was leaving work, with my bike helmet in hand, a co-worker asked me what I plan to do in the winter because biking just isn’t sustainable and can’t be a permanent solution, I answered with: I believe you are talking about gasoline.

If you ever need to talk to someone: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.

Just leaving this here

Je n’étais pas prêt à dire au revoir

Today I found out Lumbergh from “Office Space” is also Harvey Birdman: Attorney at law. Yeah hi if you could’ve let me know this that would’ve been great